"Life is a disease: sexually transmitted, and invariably fatal."

Neil Gaiman

"You will always be fond of me. I represent to you all the sins you never had the courage to commit."

Oscar Wilde

"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."

Ernest Hemingway

"Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice."

Bill Watterson