Groucho Marx

"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."

"From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it."

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."

"Humor is reason gone mad."

"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it."

Groucho Marx