Derek Bok

"If you think education is expensive, try ignorance."

Derek Bok

Groucho Marx

"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."

"From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it."

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."

"Humor is reason gone mad."

"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it."

Groucho Marx

Terry Pratchett

"An education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on."

Terry Pratchett