Sex

"The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it."

Woody Allen

"Is sex dirty? Only when it's being done right."

Woody Allen

"Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions."

Woody Allen

"Someone told me the delightful story of the crusader who put a chastity belt on his wife and gave the key to his best friend for safekeeping, in case of his death. He had ridden only a few miles away when his friend, riding hard, caught up with him, saying 'You gave me the wrong key!'"

Anaïs Nin

"She was pleased to have him come and never sorry to see him go."

Dorothy Parker

"We can spend our lives letting the world tell us who we are. Sane or insane. Saints or sex addicts. Heroes or victims. Letting history tell us how good or bad we are. Letting our past decide our future. Or we can decide for ourselves. And maybe it's our job to invent something better."

Chuck Palahniuk

"Man may have discovered fire, but women discovered how to play with it.

Carrie Bradshaw

"He'd noticed that sex bore some resemblance to cookery: it fascinated people, they sometimes bought books full of complicated recipes and interesting pictures, and sometimes when they were really hungry they created vast banquets in their imagination - but at the end of the day they'd settle quite happily for egg and chips. If it was well done and maybe had a slice of tomato."

Terry Pratchett

"It's woman's spirit and mood a man has to stimulate in order to make sex interesting. The real lover is the man who can thrill you by touching your face or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space."

Marilyn Monroe